So really, being in love can kinda be like.....dying. Like the rigor mortis part. You just completely lose your shit.
Don't get me wrong, being in love is a magically delicious experience, and if you're in love with the right person it can just be absolutely grand. But- as grand as it may be to stare deeply into your beloved's soul, feeling that fire, that spark ignite between you when you kiss..
It can also feel as though you've just taken a huge dump in your pants.